Voice Acting Request Thread

Blackquill

Blackquill

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Request:
My fellow americans, as your president and commander of chief, it is with a heavy heart that I am informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the alien races known as the combine. Right now this is the best chance for our survival as americans and as humans. This has been the hardest decision of my life, and I did not do so lightly. As americans and indeed as human citizens we have never willingly surrendered to oppression.

Here's the source if you're interested in where it came from. HDTF was one of the best moments we had at neb last year.
 
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john

john

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Could you just read this out please, try to sound like as much of a smart epic genius as you possibly can, feel free to bass boost it if you'd like. You're epic, thanks.

"IT WAS ONE FATEFUL DAY IN THE WI BUILDING AND THEN ME (JACKIE THE GENIUS) WENT INTO THE W.I. AND TOOK A GUY HOSTAGE AND I KILLED HIM AND THEN OTA CAME IN AND I SHOT MYSELF (JACKIE) AND THAT IS CALLED REAL RESISTING AND A WHILE AGO THERE WAS ONE CHARACTER I HAD CALLED JACKIE WHO WENT INTO THE W.I. AND TOOK A GUY HOSTAGE AND I KILLED HIM AND THEN OTA CAME IN AND I SHOT MYSELF (JACKIE) AND THAT IS CALLED REAL RESISTING"
 
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Dr Heckyll

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can you carry out this little script

- H-hey. Where's those landmines we're supposed to clear out? It's too dark to see.
- What landmines? I doubt there's even any landmines.
- Hey, is that a zombie off on the bridge? Why is something near him beeping, wha-
- (massive explosion noises)
 
Dr.Towers

Dr.Towers

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AM intro monologue from I have no mouth and I must scream pls \( '°')/
 
Vault

Vault

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Roman Loaded said:
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Welcome to Civil Protection, there are three classes to choose from in this faction, depending on your personality type.

Got a severe inferiority complex in real life? Do people outside of your parent's basement "not get you"? WELL THEN PAL! THE BRUISER EDGELORD COP MIGHT JUST BE FOR YOU! JUST LET LOOSE AND MURDER ALL THE INNOCENT AND UNARMED 100 HEALTH CIVILIANS YOU CAN AND BRAG ABOUT IT TO ALL YOUR COOL NEW FRIENDS! Just remember! This faction and RL position on the server is the LAST THING between you and MASS SHOOTING!

Ever wanted to be a cute neko-catgirl? Then my sexual orientationally challenged pal, sign on up to femcop and get RAILED by VIRTUAL MEN as the sweat from you and your roleplay partner's neck folds open up a tear in the ozone layer!

But wait, god forbid you're a normal person who just wanted to HAVE FUN and ROLEPLAY IN A DYSTOPIAN SETTING! WELL BUDDY! YOU GET THE EXPRESS HONOUR OF BEING A RANK 20 FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, in the OFF chance you become a Rank Leader (WE'RE LOOKIN' AT YOU JURY NINE!) be prepared for EACH AND EVERY entertaining thing you do to be shut down by faction leads or lead to OTA who can't shoot straight bee-lining to you to use their TWO SHOT GUNS!

HAAAAVE FUN!
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... it's self explanatory.
 
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If you’d like to prove your worth to this community, do the following:

Squidward Tenticles calls Wallace Breen himself to argue about the price of Union Water.
 
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