what's the cringiest erp you have ever seen or heard about

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So it was around Christmas
Server was the definition of low pop
Like, max 10 people daily
I was kinda bored in the Nexus with @PRICE ; talking about bullshit in teamspeak
And there was this 3rd CP who I won't name
I believe there must've been a miscommunication, as he was asked to provide an example log of PassiveRP
And for whatever unholy reason he produced an absolute monstrosity of an ERP log
Basically rubbing his dick into a woman's knee to get hard

@Nexus knows what I'm talking about
 
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Simman102 said:
So it was around Christmas
Server was the definition of low pop
Like, max 10 people daily
I was kinda bored in the Nexus with @PRICE ; talking about bullshit in teamspeak
And there was this 3rd CP who I won't name
I believe there must've been a miscommunication, as he was asked to provide an example log of PassiveRP
And for whatever unholy reason he produced an absolute monstrosity of an ERP log
Basically rubbing his dick into a woman's knee to get hard

@Nexus knows what I'm talking about
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STEROID FILLED COCK.
 
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Simman102 said:
So it was around Christmas
Server was the definition of low pop
Like, max 10 people daily
I was kinda bored in the Nexus with @PRICE ; talking about bullshit in teamspeak
And there was this 3rd CP who I won't name
I believe there must've been a miscommunication, as he was asked to provide an example log of PassiveRP
And for whatever unholy reason he produced an absolute monstrosity of an ERP log
Basically rubbing his dick into a woman's knee to get hard

@Nexus knows what I'm talking about
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so basically accidentally uncovered an erper in the holy community of the cp's
nice
 
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Simman102 said:
So it was around Christmas
Server was the definition of low pop
Like, max 10 people daily
I was kinda bored in the Nexus with @PRICE ; talking about bullshit in teamspeak
And there was this 3rd CP who I won't name
I believe there must've been a miscommunication, as he was asked to provide an example log of PassiveRP
And for whatever unholy reason he produced an absolute monstrosity of an ERP log
Basically rubbing his dick into a woman's knee to get hard

@Nexus knows what I'm talking about
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I dread ever opening my logs on that cursed day.
 
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I remember a week before Lemonpunch closed, I was NATO/UTF whatever SF, and some of the other guys (Who I don't really remember) kinda kidnapped some femguy into the SF area and raped her. That was weird.
 
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ok so there was this one time on ww3rp yeah

me and a friend of mine were on our civi chars and we were looking for a place to build our own hideout

by complete coinsidence we stumble upon a sex dungeon built by an SA (not gonna say his name but i think everyone knows who he is already)

out of nowhere this lady appears (portrayed by the same SA) and starts complimenting our bodies and eventually tries to drug my friend so we beat her up and run away

the big man SA kept calling us retards on ooc chat for sabotaging his raperp attempt and by another wonderful coinsidence we stumble upon an NJSOC recon team

we tell them what happened and they come with us to investigate and once they arrive the same shit happens except that they didn't get drugged and after like 5 mins of flirting with the lady they tell us to fuck off and they stayed inside for god knows how long so we ran to the soviet fob and told them everything from A to Z

a 15 man squad was organized by @afric and @Mesa and they went on to raid the dungeon

once we arrived the NJSOC big boys were gone but the lady was still there so me and my friend held her at gunpoint while the soviets investigated the room and we've finally decided to knock her out and dragged her all the way to the soviet fob and a field execution was carried out

I don't have any screenshots of this but I think @afric does

fr tho ruining that event for the SA was probably the only useful thing I have contributed to the ww3rp community tbh
 
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just slim said:
ok so there was this one time on ww3rp yeah

me and a friend of mine were on our civi chars and we were looking for a place to build our own hideout

by complete coinsidence we stumble upon a sex dungeon built by an SA (not gonna say his name but i think everyone knows who he is already)

out of nowhere this lady appears (portrayed by the same SA) and starts complimenting our bodies and eventually tries to drug my friend so we beat her up and run away

the big man SA kept calling us retards on ooc chat for sabotaging his raperp attempt and by another wonderful coinsidence we stumble upon an NJSOC recon team

we tell them what happened and they come with us to investigate and once they arrive the same shit happens except that they didn't get drugged and after like 5 mins of flirting with the lady they tell us to fuck off and they stayed inside for god knows how long so we ran to the soviet fob and told them everything from A to Z

a 15 man squad was organized by @afric and @Mesa and they went on to raid the dungeon

once we arrived the NJSOC big boys were gone but the lady was still there so me and my friend held her at gunpoint while the soviets investigated the room and we've finally decided to knock her out and dragged her all the way to the soviet fob and a field execution was carried out

I don't have any screenshots of this but I think @afric does

fr tho ruining that event for the SA was probably the only useful thing I have contributed to the ww3rp community tbh
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was that on the reichstag map? I think I remember that
 
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Dingus said:
Sometimes I wish I didnt fuck up on WW3RP, it was nice playing there despite being a retard and a weirdo. That perma ban did me good tho'.
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can only become good from worse

what was the reason?
 
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can only become good from worse

what was the reason?
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I'll just spit out all of my bans, or at least the ones I know. Those are flame baiting, minging (?), stealing a vehicle with no roleplay (I think, not sure too) and sharing personal info which got to my ban.

Something nice that Roosebud did was not ban me when I was detained and I literally just gatted the nearby soldiers before running away, that was nice of him. It was pretty cool being an engineer/medic as well.
 
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just slim said:
ok so there was this one time on ww3rp yeah

me and a friend of mine were on our civi chars and we were looking for a place to build our own hideout

by complete coinsidence we stumble upon a sex dungeon built by an SA (not gonna say his name but i think everyone knows who he is already)

out of nowhere this lady appears (portrayed by the same SA) and starts complimenting our bodies and eventually tries to drug my friend so we beat her up and run away

the big man SA kept calling us retards on ooc chat for sabotaging his raperp attempt and by another wonderful coinsidence we stumble upon an NJSOC recon team

we tell them what happened and they come with us to investigate and once they arrive the same shit happens except that they didn't get drugged and after like 5 mins of flirting with the lady they tell us to fuck off and they stayed inside for god knows how long so we ran to the soviet fob and told them everything from A to Z

a 15 man squad was organized by @afric and @Mesa and they went on to raid the dungeon

once we arrived the NJSOC big boys were gone but the lady was still there so me and my friend held her at gunpoint while the soviets investigated the room and we've finally decided to knock her out and dragged her all the way to the soviet fob and a field execution was carried out

I don't have any screenshots of this but I think @afric does

fr tho ruining that event for the SA was probably the only useful thing I have contributed to the ww3rp community tbh
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the worst part of it is the fact it's the room in the tunnel, which the soviets often used to flank NATO

so imagine our shock that we find its been turned into a sex dungeon
 
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Simman102 said:
So it was around Christmas
Server was the definition of low pop
Like, max 10 people daily
I was kinda bored in the Nexus with @PRICE ; talking about bullshit in teamspeak
And there was this 3rd CP who I won't name
I believe there must've been a miscommunication, as he was asked to provide an example log of PassiveRP
And for whatever unholy reason he produced an absolute monstrosity of an ERP log
Basically rubbing his dick into a woman's knee to get hard

@Nexus knows what I'm talking about
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what the fuck simman
 
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