ill do my 5 paragraph character backstory if you do
johnny patriot, a real patriot
johnny was only 6 when his dad was killed in the army by the red menace.
johnny wanted to avenge his father so when he became 12 he started punching pillows.
johnny became 17 and started working out the mmuscles.
johnny then saw the chance and joined the army to kill the red menace.
johnny got his first kill, on his helmet there was engraved war is hell.
johnny now understands that war is hopeless and is trying to show his peace and love with his hippie weed.
end of story.