Zak fucked up

[Akula]

"Demon, I don't want this."
~Zak, 2016​

"Cortana's ass swelled with data, to the size of a brazillian pornstar"
~Spartan, 2016​

 

[Zak]

The mists are affecting me

 

[MaXenzie]

"Cortana's ass swelled with data, to the size of a brazillian pornstar"

 

[Akula]

The mists are affecting me

release me demon

 

[Zak]

I demand release

 

[Spartan]

I demand release

I want to press my searing hot energy sword between your armour cracks.

 

[Akula]

I want to press my searing hot energy sword between your armour cracks.

hng

 

[Kirshbia]

Fun fact: since it was technically a workplace injury, worker's compensation is covering the whole cost. I don't pay a cent.

Make sure you have an OI&I filled out. Your management can fuck you over otherwise.

 

[Zak]

Well, after a day in observation there hasn't been any observable complications from the surgery. Apparently I'm a medical anomaly, and this is the most abnormal broken hip they've dealt with in a while, for a couple reasons.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Well, after a day in observation there hasn't been any observable complications from the surgery. Apparently I'm a medical anomaly, and this is the most abnormal broken hip they've dealt with in a while, for a couple reasons.

You're an anomaly in general Zak.

But it's good to see you're doing alright after getting your feet caught in your spaghetti code and falling over

 

[Zak]

Okay so it turns out they expected me to be in a shitload of pain or something, since they prescribed me 120 tablets of hydrocodone, which is a synthetic opiate about half as potent as morphine. Yeah.

 

[Ond]

I hope you die

 

[Zak]

I hope you die

At least the suffering would finally be over.

 

[Spartan]

Live footage from Zak's leg while at the hospital earlier.

He's got a gearbox in his leg lol.