Goatson
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Im pretty sure all genitalia isnt exactly the prettiest thing youve ever seen.
Even pussy is ugly.
Straights rise uppenis is the superior organ.
aesthetically and functionally.
penises are generally just lovely to look at, so beautiful.
pussy is both too much responsibility and visually unappealing
Exactly, you gotta like know the right techniques, spots, positions, different types, all that shit.penis is the superior organ.
aesthetically and functionally.
penises are generally just lovely to look at, so beautiful.
pussy is both too much responsibility and visually unappealing
Exactly, you gotta like know the right techniques, spots, positions, different types, all that shit.
Dicks are just “touch it and we’ll be happy” I’d rather stare at a dick then a cunt any day of the week
Exactly, you gotta like know the right techniques, spots, positions, different types, all that shit.
Dicks are just “touch it and we’ll be happy” I’d rather stare at a dick then a cunt any day of the week
I love ya bro but you gotta like be one of us to FULLY understandBut thats the joy in it, put in the work.
Men are honestly just a lot more happier to get anything in general. I like sex to be a nice adventure. Not a massive grind that likely will just leave you with a angry woman who’ll ruin you just because you aren’t a chad at bangingmen can't fake it either.
Real men don’t discriminate. True chads love all shapes and sizes. But if you brag about something that doesn’t matter you’re actually fucking brain deadpenises are fucking awesome, its just that ugly penises are not awesome
there is no 'cute vaginas' at least to me cute dicks are awesome like if i met a dude with a penis that looked like mine i'd go to town on that bitch
Real men don’t discriminate. True chads love all shapes and sizes. But if you brag about something that doesn’t matter you’re actually fucking brain dead
pussy is ugly
stick to the dick bros
i like cocks like i like vags.
hey they ugly but that dont mean i dont like emthe duality of man
Theres this profile where it's the guy relatively looking normal in a tree then the next picture hes in some weird vampire goth zipper outfit from hot topic and emo makeupit's not roulette if all the chambers are loaded
i don't get many of those, more of me saying hi to someone and these people are so starved for attention that they think any kind of interaction means I want to date them.Theres this profile where it's the guy relatively looking normal in a tree then the next picture hes in some weird vampire goth zipper outfit from hot topic and emo makeup
Meanwhile I’m so starved of human interaction and craving the simple touch of another human being so bad I’m actually fucking considering downloading that shit and using iti don't get many of those, more of me saying hi to someone and these people are so starved for attention that they think any kind of interaction means I want to date them.
me: hi
them: so when are we getting married?? when can we meet for a date??? OMG what should i wear to your gradua-
*click*
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