Serious LGBT Thread

[Deleted member 442]

i'll try dick bro thanks

at least the dick can't lie when you ask "did you cum?" bro.

good luck out there.

 

[Pict]

Welp had to turn a girl down from trying to ask me out on a date from a sudden message on facebook.
right now I'm in a need for affection and got no date to meet with the pandemic, fun.

Also Grindr is being a dick shoving more adverts into the app I'm now having to watch through cheaply animated mobile game ads

 

[Postal]

look man i'm bi, which means i can fuck TWICE as many people that are into me

Spoiler: fuck

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women dont like me but thats ok i dont like em either :fire:

 

['77 East]

People in general suck

if there's one thing I noticed in texas, it's that everyone seems to have "i am my own man/woman/MAGA american patriot" syndrome to the point of obnoxiousness

 

[bubblegum]

at least the dick can't lie when you ask "did you cum?" bro.

good luck out there.

i have no need to lie. all he has to do is go to town on my clitoris with his hand for like 10 mins and we're even.

do ppl even lie or is that just a movie thing?

 

[Rolyat]

i have no need to lie. all he has to do is go to town on my clitoris his hand for like 10 mins and we're even.

do ppl even lie or is that just a movie thing?

idk, but if you can't be honest with your partner on it, you probably didn't deserve to cum.

 

[sots]

hey I ain’t gay but I just got a hotdog and some cornflake buns for my lunch and I feel like sharing

thank you

you may now return to sex discussion

 

[Trains]

i don’t have sex but i have these cool clinky things

they go wooooooo tzzt tzzt tzzt tzzt

i can’t find a picture sorry

have a nice day

 

[Postal]

i have no need to lie. all he has to do is go to town on my clitoris with his hand for like 10 mins and we're even.

do ppl even lie or is that just a movie thing?

 

[Ond]

Sorry but it's actually entirely on you if you download tinder and expect anything other than hookups/casual relationships

Bumble/whatever else is 100x better for actual dating

 

[Zombine]

thinking about chick fil a for breakfast

EDIT:
digesting chick fil a

 

[Deleted member 442]

thinking about chick fil a for breakfast

EDIT:
digesting chick fil a

i'm sorry you were so hungry for a mediocre chicken sandwich that you had to give money to anti-lgbt causes.
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do ppl even lie or is that just a movie thing?

it's a thing, apparently.

like a "oh my god he's bad at this i'm just going to tell him i came so i can flick the bean" thing.

ppl are bad at communicating and tbh guys are selfish

 

[Zombine]

i'm sorry you were so hungry for a mediocre chicken sandwich that you had to give money to anti-lgbt causes.

it was yummy i had chicken nuggets

 

[bubblegum]

it's a thing, apparently.

like a "oh my god he's bad at this i'm just going to tell him i came so i can flick the bean" thing.

ppl are bad at communicating and tbh guys are selfish

i hate when guys are doing something good n u say dont stop, then they stop or think they know your body better than you n do something else

sex sucks. love is better.

 

[Clokr]

Sex is cool. But have you ever felt the intimate loving touch of your equal partner during a soft rainstorm during the autumn months while cuddling with them in a gentle blanket?

Yeah me either. But I think it’d be better.

 

[Deleted member 442]

Sex is cool. But have you ever felt the intimate loving touch of your equal partner during a soft rainstorm during the autumn months while cuddling with them in a gentle blanket?

Yeah me either. But I think it’d be better.

it's a different vibe. but i love my snuggles.
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i hate when guys are doing something good n u say dont stop, then they stop or think they know your body better than you n do something else

das the worst next to outright blue balls

 

[PilotBland]

cuddles are actually better than getting laid

 

[Clokr]

cuddles are actually better than getting laid

Getting laid can usually only last like ten minutes. While cuddling can last up to like 12 hours if you fall asleep while in the position. I’d rather have a long while of soft, cute vibes rather then like a few moments of NUT.

 

[Ond]

Getting laid can usually only last like ten minutes. While cuddling can last up to like 12 hours if you fall asleep while in the position. I’d rather have a long while of soft, cute vibes rather then like a few moments of NUT.

ten minutes?

clokr, I...

 

[Clokr]

ten minutes?

clokr, I...

I MEAN FOR A SPLATTER AND SKIDADDLE