Serious LGBT Thread

[keiiou]

there are right and wrong ways to eat food

well done is the wrong way to eat steak.

fax

i'll fight over this

we got a steak nazi here it seems

 

[Deleted member 442]

we got a steak nazi here it seems

learn how to eat steak, breeder

 

[Deleted member 442]

Okay so I had a dream last night

I was in the shower

masturbating on like all fours right, holdin on to the edge of the tub cause great fap right?

ANYWAY the shower curtain keeps smothering me, hard to breathe

woke up and turned out I was sleeping on my belly and basically face down on the pillow and couldn’t breathe

 

[Deleted member 4425]

Okay so I had a dream last night

I was in the shower

masturbating on like all fours right, holdin on to the edge of the tub cause great fap right?

ANYWAY the shower curtain keeps smothering me, hard to breathe

woke up and turned out I was sleeping on my belly and basically face down on the pillow and couldn’t breathe

bruh

 

[PilotBland]

Okay so I had a dream last night

I was in the shower

masturbating on like all fours right, holdin on to the edge of the tub cause great fap right?

ANYWAY the shower curtain keeps smothering me, hard to breathe

woke up and turned out I was sleeping on my belly and basically face down on the pillow and couldn’t breathe

never had a nut dream that wasn’t me in the verge of busting in my sleep

 

[bubblegum]

I had a sort of lesbian dream last night.

I think I’m going to hell now.

 

[Deleted member 442]

never had a nut dream that wasn’t me in the verge of busting in my sleep

I’ve never sleep nutted :(

 

[Charlie]

Okay so I had a dream last night

I was in the shower

masturbating on like all fours right, holdin on to the edge of the tub cause great fap right?

ANYWAY the shower curtain keeps smothering me, hard to breathe

woke up and turned out I was sleeping on my belly and basically face down on the pillow and couldn’t breathe

 

[el malman]

never had a nut dream that wasn’t me in the verge of busting in my sleep

I’ve never sleep nutted :(

Peek in the thread, immediatly assaulted by smut
JFC

 

[Deleted member 4609]

Funny story actually, one time I had this dream I was chewing on this really big marshmallow, eating it up so much I didn't pause for breath
I woke up and it turns out I was being sexually abused
(edit: this didn't actually happen don't feel any sympathy for me plz i feel bad now)

 

[deathwolf]

Funny story actually, one time I had this dream I was chewing on this really big marshmallow, eating it up so much I didn't pause for breath
I woke up and it turns out I was being sexually abused

Hope your good brother

 

[el malman]

Funny story actually, one time I had this dream I was chewing on this really big marshmallow, eating it up so much I didn't pause for breath
I woke up and it turns out I was being sexually abused

I wouldn't classify this as a "funny story"
I think we can all easily enough, picture what was really going on, outside your dream : I hope you chew off that "marshmallow"
That would give some brutal, yet just closure

 

[Deleted member 4609]

Hope your good brother

I wouldn't classify this as a "funny story"
I think we can all easily enough, picture what was really going on, outside your dream : I hope you chew off that "marshmallow"
That would give some brutal, yet just closure

(edit: this didn't actually happen don't feel any sympathy for me plz i feel bad now)

 

[el malman]

I'm relieved.

 

[jb]

Okay so I had a dream last night

I was in the shower

masturbating on like all fours right, holdin on to the edge of the tub cause great fap right?

ANYWAY the shower curtain keeps smothering me, hard to breathe

woke up and turned out I was sleeping on my belly and basically face down on the pillow and couldn’t breathe

I had a sort of lesbian dream last night.

I think I’m going to hell now.

the duality of roleplayers

 

[Charlie]

the duality of roleplayers

woman sexcs... hot,,,

 

[PilotBland]

i nebbed both cause I came to the thought of both

 

[Deleted member 442]

tbh i love how we're celebrating father's day and hosting the cookout

i'm getting a prezzie?

 

[Deleted member 3818]

You motherfuckers need some steak hache in your lives, @thefrenchhomies

 

[Señor Jaggles]

You motherfuckers need some steak hache in your lives, @thefrenchhomies

I just love how everyone is talking about their odd fantasies and this man just brings back le thick burger patty with chips and fake weed